dudemuffin 

a straight guy that if happend to be gay would be a hell of a catch

man i hope im straight because i must say hes a dudemuffin

dudemuffin by chad May 13, 2005

duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

dundermuffin 

a name for someone you feel is annoying you, or you simply want to call a dundermuffin since it's fun to say.

"dundermuffin, this is pam."

dundermuffin by Julia Green October 27, 2007

Dustmuffins 

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

durfmuffin 

a very annoying, mean, or stupid man. The equivalent of a douche bag

Bill: did you hear Joe pushed down a mental retard?

Dan: yeah he's such a durfmuffin

durfmuffin by roosle October 30, 2007

Dundermuffin 

someone who is a very dear friend.

Sarah and Elizabeth are dundermuffins.

Dundermuffin by osiyf;aso5804e864 November 17, 2016

Dustmuffins 

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.

Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.

Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005