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duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.
"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*
duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

dundermuffin 

a name for someone you feel is annoying you, or you simply want to call a dundermuffin since it's fun to say.
"dundermuffin, this is pam."
dundermuffin by Julia Green October 27, 2007

Dustmuffins 

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.
That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!
Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

durfmuffin 

a very annoying, mean, or stupid man. The equivalent of a douche bag
Bill: did you hear Joe pushed down a mental retard?

Dan: yeah he's such a durfmuffin
durfmuffin by roosle October 30, 2007

Dundermuffin 

Sarah and Elizabeth are dundermuffins.
Dundermuffin by osiyf;aso5804e864 November 17, 2016

Dustmuffins 

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.
Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.
Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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