Excalibur

A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.

Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.

Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".
I'm gonna go excalibur at the movie theater tonight.

Ew, he's got an excalibur!
by `Raptor June 06, 2005
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Dustmuffins

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.
That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!
by `Raptor June 05, 2005
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