The act of several friends/co-workers/people taking turns shitting in a toilet without flushing in between. The shit is then left for an unsuspecting victim to walk into (this is perfect for bosses or your friends' girlfriends). The ideal dumpstack includes throwing the used toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet so as not to cover the awesomeness of the stacked shit. Must include at least three dumps to constitute a stack.
"Man when Carl comes in tomorrow he's gonna find the most wicked dumpstack of all time. There's at least five dumps in that toilet right now."
"I hate Billy's girlfriend. I say we give her toilet a dumpstack at her party Friday."
"I hate Billy's girlfriend. I say we give her toilet a dumpstack at her party Friday."
by Mickey Dump April 26, 2006
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Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!
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A person that is so worthless you would contemplate hanging out with a sack full of doo doo rather than be around them. A person that constantly needs to be reminded that they are worthless because they do not realize it.
Damn- i need to get outta this party, all I see are dumpsacks.
We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
We had to cut that kid from our team, he was such a dumpsack.
by c.harris May 10, 2011
Get the Dumpsack mug.We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
by Boguniecki January 7, 2007
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The Phantom Dumptaker is an elusive being that leaves its dump in the bathroom stall without flushing. The Phantom Dumptaker may leave his/her mark on public or private toilets with little or no consequence. Unfortunately funding for the war against the Phantom Dumptaker's terror is being used for the war on regular, non-Dumptaking terror.
Gerald: *Opens Stall* AVAST! I have fallen victim to the Phantom Dumptaker's Phantom Dumptakery!
Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!
Jeane:*Sniff* AVAST!
Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!
Jeane:*Sniff* AVAST!
by Chris-G-Anity October 31, 2008
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by zyxt March 28, 2009
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