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Mommy Dimitrescu 

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.
I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

lady dimitrescu 

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community
"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

dimitrescu 

Anyone who can attack someone maliciously with massive nails
I was just attacked, it must me DIMITRESCU
dimitrescu by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021

Dumitrescu 

A pârțar from whom you can borrow money.
Guy 1: Can you give me some money for weed?
Guy 2: Yeah man, of course.
Guy 1: Thanks man, you're such a Dumitrescu.
Dumitrescu by don bulano October 22, 2019

Diana Dumitrescu 

Diana Dumitrescu is the most beautiful actress Romania has.
Have you seen Diana Dumitrescu in that series?
Diana Dumitrescu by Lanternaq December 21, 2010

Alcina Dimitrescu 

The most beautiful countess you'd ever see in your life, so beautiful her beauty can make you shred tears.
Alcina Dimitrescu, the countess of castle dimitrescu and lord of mother miranda.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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