dumitrascu

A brunette Romanian woman who is an absolute bitch and will be after your man.

"Lexi. You know that Dumitrascu? She's literally flirting with my boyfriend."

by AHHHITSAGINGER February 29, 2024

Mommy Dimitrescu

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.

I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

lady dimitrescu

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community

"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

by shark rights May 6, 2021

dimitrescu

Anyone who can attack someone maliciously with massive nails

I was just attacked, it must me DIMITRESCU

by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021

Dumitrescu

A pârțar from whom you can borrow money.

Guy 1: Can you give me some money for weed?
Guy 2: Yeah man, of course.
Guy 1: Thanks man, you're such a Dumitrescu.

by don bulano October 22, 2019

Diana Dumitrescu

Diana Dumitrescu is the most beautiful actress Romania has.

Have you seen Diana Dumitrescu in that series?

by Lanternaq December 21, 2010

Alcina Dimitrescu

The most beautiful countess you'd ever see in your life, so beautiful her beauty can make you shred tears.

Alcina Dimitrescu, the countess of castle dimitrescu and lord of mother miranda.

by M0RN1NGSTAR May 7, 2023