Dumitrescu 

A pârțar from whom you can borrow money.

Guy 1: Can you give me some money for weed?
Guy 2: Yeah man, of course.
Guy 1: Thanks man, you're such a Dumitrescu.

Dumitrescu by don bulano October 22, 2019

Diana Dumitrescu 

Diana Dumitrescu is the most beautiful actress Romania has.

Have you seen Diana Dumitrescu in that series?

Diana Dumitrescu by Lanternaq December 21, 2010

paul dumitrescu 

a unit of measurement for awesomeness. 1 paul dumitrescu = the entirety of awesomeness in the universe. subdivision can and will reach, as you probably assume, an infinity of decimals.

man, that guy was really paul dumitrescu. he kicked ass!

paul dumitrescu by dirtydisches August 31, 2017

Lady Dimitescu 

Vampire Mommy

"I want Lady Dimitescu to step on me."

Lady Dimitescu by Dimitescu floor mat May 15, 2021

Mommy Dimitrescu 

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.

I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

Mommy Dimitrescu by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

lady dimitrescu 

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community

"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

lady dimitrescu by shark rights May 6, 2021

dimitrescu 

Anyone who can attack someone maliciously with massive nails

I was just attacked, it must me DIMITRESCU

dimitrescu by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021