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DumbleSacredCowWhore 

Someone that is a mixture of a sacred cow as shown in Indian culture and a dumblewhore
Jeff: Oh yeah you're my dumblesacredcowwhore

Britney: Jeff wtf I'm your sister

dumbness 

A word first coined as a means of expressing an otherwise inexpressible level of sheer dumb located in one certain hoes head.
Joe: Did you hear about the guy who smoked 20 pounds of weed?
Jack: Yeah, he reached a new level of dumbness. Wish I was him.
dumbness by Tyler Durdensonstein October 16, 2011

dumblessly 

When you forget what to say during your presentation and start bullshitting words
Sometimes we walk around dumblessly, not knowing whats happening
dumblessly by simysimsim June 12, 2014

Dumbness Abounds 

It's universal. The generalized, abhorrant and marginally offensive base-line of human ignorance.
Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
Dumbness Abounds by YAWA March 25, 2021

Dumblesnape 

Dumblesnape is the word for the strange people who ship Dumbledore and Snape. In other words people who think they should be a couple.

Dumblesnape=wrong.
Idiot 1: Aww don't you think Dumbledore and Snape would make a great couple!?

Idiot 2: AW yeah! Dumblesnape!
Dumblesnape by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006
A teenager, usually in high school, that is really dumb and acts like an 8th grade dumb whore. Kind of like Miranda Cosgrove.
Damn Adam was being such a dumbess today, he said, "how much grapes do you want?". He needs to go back to the 8th grade.
Dumbess by E.Schaef January 2, 2012
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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