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Dumblesauce 

When an older man ejaculates either on, or inside of a younger woman, but more specifically man. Its origin goes back to the series of Harry Potter books in which Professor Dumbledore (A flambouyant gay yet masterful wizard. It only makes sense, he loves phalic shaped items such as a wand or mans penis.)falls for a young boy who the books are named after. In an unpublished version of Harry Potter, Dumbldore repeated masturbates into Harrys face, which is were Dumblesauce comes from. As he convinces Harry that drinking his semen with make him into a powerfull wizard, the egoic boy promtly asks for more dumblesauce. That being said, people have adopted it as a slang term for their semen, even some who are neither old or gay, not to mention wizards.
"Please sir, can I have some more... Dumblecause?"

"Forest ejaculated all over Kelsy's face, and as she licked it up, she said "Forest, come on, give me more Dumblesauce!""
Dumblesauce by Jesus Christ v214 February 26, 2009

DumbleSacredCowWhore 

Someone that is a mixture of a sacred cow as shown in Indian culture and a dumblewhore
Jeff: Oh yeah you're my dumblesacredcowwhore

Britney: Jeff wtf I'm your sister

Dumbledeuce 

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.
"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"

dumbsauce 

root word: dumb

a synonym for the hip hop/hyphy movement term, dumb.

something cannot go dumbsauce, but can posess it as an adjective.
That guy goes dumbsauce (that does not work, one cannot GO dumbsauce)

That beat is hella dumbsauce (works, because dumbsauce is the adjective of beat)
dumbsauce by The Great Whale October 12, 2006