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dumbid by jaedenisduuuumb September 5, 2020
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A dumpid is slang for a really dumb religious person, can also be used to call out someone who believes in god. Most dumpids’ are white Americans.
No way Troy read the bible 2 times already, what a fucking dumbid.
Dumbid by Quspam August 10, 2021

Dumbification 

Person A: dude, I’m totally into dumbification.

Person B: that’s fucking weird dude

Dumbinicans

Mostly feeble-minded, doltish, half-witted group of Hispanics from the Caribbean peninsula of Dominican Republic, who move to either New Jersey, Connecticut or New York to ultimately put up either a Barbershop, Hair Salon or Bodega. Other notorious occupations include driving taxis, buses or any other form of public transportation with complete disregard for the traffic laws of this country.

They are the proud unimaginative creators of the musical genres known as "Bachata" and "Merengue"; an obnoxiously played-out sound that they cannot go 5 minutes without listening to. Most tend to be extremely arrogant, narcissistic and egotistical; especially the younger generation, who spend most of their time smoking hookah, drinking beer with tomato juice and bragging about all the imaginary money they make at their imaginary jobs. The women often have very attractive, voluptuous bodies yet they tend to have bad acne do to all the fried plantain and salami they're diet consists of. They also have a hideous accent that can only be appreciated by the most moronic, ignorant person.
Dumbinican talking: " Oye loco! Que lo que?! Eh diablo pero ete tigere se paso con la vaina esa q escribiĂł en el Diccionario urbano! "

Annoyed person: " This bus driver is so ghetto. Fuckin Dumbinicans."

dumbitille 

a dumb blonde who laughs at everything and has a binge eating problem. She has non existent eyebrows and a caffeine addiction. She's probably going to die at 35 out sleep deprivation.
(girl 1) *trips and falls down inn the tube onto a random man*
(girl 2)"You're being such a dumbitille!"
dumbitille by siberasidney May 28, 2020

dumbical 

Referring to the absolute travesty of human language that is the combination of two opposite words to mean "something that is awesome". Specifically, "badical".
Stupid Teen: I think that this perfume smells totally badical.

Anyone Sane: That's 'Dumbical'. You are humanity's evolutionary waste.

dumbical by trisco2001 January 6, 2009

dumbinant 

A BDSM lifestyle term for an idiot that considers him or herself to be a Dominant of submissives and slaves in the lifestyle.
Wow! That guy is a dumbinant if he thinks he can tell my Dominant's submissives what to do without seeking his permission.

Any idiot that thinks he can make me submit just because he thinks he is a Dominant is really a dumbinant and a jerk
dumbinant by justinSayner January 5, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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