The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves
two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over black christian church benches. Once the pews are assed out the homosexuals
will scream vile accusations about white
Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like
hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that
Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.