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dumbassful 

to very stupid like at time or all the time
you were being very dumbassful today.
dumbassful by James Herrmann May 11, 2006
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Dumbassfuck 

n. Someone, who by looking at them, it cannot be deciphered if that person is a dumbass or dumbfuck, so he or she is probably both of them.
Look at Jeremiah over there. He's walking around with his pants falling down and dancing like a fool. What a dumbassfuck!
Dumbassfuck by Fartface Jones November 30, 2011

dumbasshole 

This is a noun that describes a person who is not only dumb, but also rude in their actions. It is a combination of dumbass and asshole used to save time after explanation a frustrating event.
OMFG, that guy just cut me off so he could stop in front of me at a GREEN light! What a total dumbasshole.
dumbasshole by Geor9e January 2, 2009

Dumbasshole 

A person who goes above and beyond normal stupidity by being rude about it. Also someone who is incorrect or wrong so blatantly and yet refuses to give in to reason and or the facts.
The dumbasshole insisted that he could defuse the bomb even though he was never trained to disarm explosives.

The dumbasshole mispelled the word and refused to believe their mistake even after I showed them the correct spelling in the dictionary
Dumbasshole by The Ferndog October 3, 2008

dumbAsshole 

Someone who thinks that they are getting one over you even though you know exactly what is going on.
Look at that dumbasshole how stupid does he/she really think I am? They Must be dumber than I first thought.
dumbAsshole by UneedAmbien April 14, 2010

dumbasstupidity 

The incomprehensible cause of idiocy overpowering one's innate sensibility, where there is insufficient sense.
I loathe the dumbasstupidity of people that drive cars like monkeys chasing banana trains.

dumbassquious

When a persons stupidness makes you so mad that there is no other word to describe them
Andy Hilton is a dumbassquious person.
dumbassquious by dumbass-qu-ious January 30, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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