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Dumbassfuck 

n. Someone, who by looking at them, it cannot be deciphered if that person is a dumbass or dumbfuck, so he or she is probably both of them.
Look at Jeremiah over there. He's walking around with his pants falling down and dancing like a fool. What a dumbassfuck!
Dumbassfuck by Fartface Jones November 30, 2011
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dumbassful 

to very stupid like at time or all the time
you were being very dumbassful today.
dumbassful by James Herrmann May 11, 2006

dumbassfully 

the act of being stupid, dumb, or ignorant or being a dumbass
I get angry when people keep things from me or aren't honest with me, because they "dumbassfully" think they know how I'm going to react.
dumbassfully by Niveus Nox January 5, 2010

dumbassfullness 

Simply defines a person being a complete idiot. One who is full of dumb and talking out of their ass or being a dumbass
When my husband came home from the pub, he was quite full of dumbassfullness.

The Biden administration has demonstrated complete dumbassfullness with everything from border control to inflation .
dumbassfullness by Buster9644 February 24, 2022

dumbass fuck 

someone every thinks is retarded cause he always mumbles to himself and when he sees a hot girl he looks a guy and says "Hello". People are nice cause they think hes mentally challenged
Gah, aaron is one dumbass fuck
dumbass fuck by chinese militia #3 September 17, 2003

Dumbassfucker 

Your/My ex , Someone who is really stupid, someone who doesn't know anything about life.
Karla - my boyfriend flirts with every girl with a big ass and low self-esteem is so annoying. He lies and bites his toe nails and smells his arm pits and not in a cute like Matty from Awkward.
Pam - Girl your boyfriend is a dumbassfucker! get yourself some Zac Efron or somethang
Dumbassfucker by dickproblems January 6, 2014

dumbass fuck 

Mainly teenage boys who collect nudes from other girls and watch porn for a living. They think they are top shit but the truth is they ain't and everyone hates them.
look at the boy over there...he is a dumbass fuck
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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