The act of moistening one's finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another's ear canal without any consideration for the other.
Sentence:
At Fruddruckers Tito got Wil with a Duante's Finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
How to use:
This is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. You can be an ass if you get the first beer, b/c they don't have one yet to return the PAIN (aka Daunte's Finger).
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.