dsyexlia 

Dsyexlia is a learning difficulty that primarily affects the skills involved in accurate and fluent word reading and spelling. Characteristic features of dsyexlia are difficulties in phonological awareness, verbal memory and verbal processing speed.

"I cant read I have dsyexlia"

dsyexlia by Albret einstien March 12, 2021

Dysexlia 

Wehn yu kant spel rihgt

Person 1: {Bruh} I think you got dysexlia.
Person 2: Waht?

Dysexlia by aaokg11 January 17, 2015

Dysexlia 

A disorder that causes the subject to awkwardly rearrange the words directed toward their partner during intercourse.

Veronica: Talk dirty to me Rafi.
Rafi: Ok baby. I wanna drown in it baby.
Veronica: Yeah?! What else do you wanna' do?
Rafi: I want to slide my ass in your dick!
Veronica: WHAT?!?
Rafi: *Sigh* I meant I wanted to slide MY dick in YOUR ass. I have dysexlia. I'm sorry. I'll see my way out.

Dysexlia by JOKEMEHARDER August 21, 2020

dysexlia 

A condition whereby one gets their sexual partners mixed up. Often this is due to the number of partners one has.

She has so many sexual partners, no wonder she suffers from dysexlia.

dysexlia by nicksey November 4, 2010

Dysexlia 

Hearing part of a normal conversation and automatically thinking something dirty.

Amy: "I love Christmas ornaments. Especially the sparkly balls."
Clint: "Sparkly balls...hee hee hee..." <--- dysexlia strikes again

Dysexlia by NJVinnie December 18, 2011