Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry when they're not dry because you were too slow on the exhale to re-up your quarters.
Person who takes your clothes out of the drier at the coin laundry before they're dry when you still have time on the drier because they saw you get in your car and leave.
Bro, my clothes got dryjacked. Someone took them out of the drier before they were ready and threw them on one of those tables. Now they're all moldy and I have to do them over.
Alice and I put our comforters in the dryer at the laundromat and then put ten quarters in the dryers. We figured we had at least two hours before our dryers expired so we left to go get lunch. We came back an hour later and someone had taken the comforters out of the dryers and put their clothes in. We were dryjacked!
Another lady said she saw the dryjacker run out just before we came back in.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!