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butt stuff drunk 

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.
Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...
butt stuff drunk by picc285 May 31, 2019

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.
Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!
Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017

backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.
I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.
backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.
“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

drunk adding 

The act of searching for old flames, lovers, flings, crushes, acquaintances, etc. on Facebook while intoxicated, which results in sending friend requests that you wouldn't typically send if you were sober. Very similar to drunk dialing.
I noticed you and Joe are now Facebook friends. How did that happen?

I have NO idea! I must've been drunk adding again.
drunk adding by sxysongbird February 12, 2010

Left Over Drunk 

When your so drunk, you start drinking all the left over drinks around you.
Last Friday night I got Left over drunk and after that I don't even remember the rest of the night.
Left Over Drunk by Gimaf July 8, 2012
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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