drunkwino

(n.) A homeless person so drunk s/he is running around mostly naked and shouting incoherent references to cocks, cunts, the Atlanta Falcons and your mom

(v.) to be the above, plus or minus the homelessness

Dude, did you see that drunkwino piss on that cop?!

Let's head downtown and get our drunkwino on.

by drunkwino February 28, 2016

drunking

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk.

Are you drinking or drunking tonight?

by ChrisMelb August 20, 2007

Drunktional

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

Drunkingham

A mythical, and magical place where one goes after an entire day (week, month, lifetime) of drinking.

"Yeah, Ill be in Minneapolis this weekend, and you can be sure Ill be taking the bullet train to Drunkingham."

Or

"When I arrived at the party I was in Oakland, but when I left I was in Drunkingham."

Though the mayorship of the fine berg is, and has been occupied by a single individual for many years, theres many other positions within the government that need to be filled on a rotating basis.

by Stevil Kinevil May 7, 2008

drunkinism

A joyful, drunken state of mind; not in derogatory way.

Drunkinism rocks!!

by Drunkinism November 11, 2015

drunktioning

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

drunkwich

A sandwich packed with anything and everything that you absolutely need because you are drunk. After you get it, you usually pass out after a couple bites and throw it away the next afternoon when you wake up.

The line at WaWa is too long! I need my drunkwich now!!!!

Drunk Person 1: What do you want on your drunkwich?
Drunk Person 2: Everything.

by jerseyboy6 December 19, 2010