drunklestiltskin 

The persona of a very intoxicated person.

Man, I was such a Drunklestiltskin last night !

drunklestiltskin by Baeslayer79 April 6, 2021

Drunkelstiltskin 

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

Drunkelstiltskin by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Drunkelstiltskin 

Someone with a useful set of skills, especially a rare sought-after talent, that is completely useless because they are drunk all the time.

Example 1:
Rumpelstiltskin: I'm here to spin all that straw into gold and save the miller's daughter. Hey, do you have any meds for a headache? I have a killer hangover.
Miller's friend: Dude, you smell like booze. Also, she's dead already. The King hanged her on Sunday.
Rumpelstilskin: Awwww, noooo! Really!? But I can spin the straw into gold like the King wants.
Miller's friend: That would have been useful 3 days ago when you said you'd be here.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw man. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about this.
Miller's friend: Yeah. Nice job, Drunkelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin: I feel so bad. I need a drink.

Example 2:
John: I need some help with my Calculus homework. Do you know anyone that is taking Calculus this semester?
Bob: Well, that dude over there has a Ph.D in Mathematics. I'm sure he could help you.
John: A Ph.D, seriously? Where is he!?
Bob: He's that guy over there in the recliner chair.
John: You mean that passed out guy sitting in the chair with barf dripping down the arm of the chair?
Bob: Yep. That's him. Drunkelstiltskin is a fuckin' math genius!
John: ...

Drunkelstiltskin by Beavis Comeavis January 30, 2019

Drunkelstiltskin 

Any professional drinker who boozes beyond recognition and becomes the drunken beast of a horrific twisted alcohol-induced Brothers' Grimm fairy fable, generally taking on the form of a short, hairy guy who is convinced you are dying to fuck him.

"Fuck this, I am outta here. Drunkelstiltskin is staggering this way and he already puked on my shoes once tonight"

Drunkelstiltskin by Reginold Bixby July 7, 2008

drunklestillskin 

A really annoying drunken friend. Commonly can't remember anything.

Dammit, here comes drunklestillskin to ask where his car is.

drunklestillskin by The guy February 2, 2015