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u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up
i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

Turn around, don't drown 

When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.
I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown 

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

Drown the Snake 

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.
Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.
Drown the Snake by patgeo April 11, 2020

Drown the Drink 

Too much ice in a drink waters it down.
Freshen this Tom Collins, and try not to Drown the Drink.

To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex
David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."