A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)
The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
noun) - Description of a person addicted to modifying, hacking, downloading apps for and otherwise generally obsessing about their Google Android device. You can spot a droiddict because they will be playing with their phone, and speaking of the latest ROM or build they have just flashed to the device. You will see them staying up most of the night to checkAndroid Developer forums for things to flash and they will most likely be carrying a usb sync cable for "on the go downloads". The droiddict will be downloading apps constantly and telling all their friends about them.
Frank never puts down that T-Mobile G2, he is a droiddict for sure!
Frank is a self proclaimed droidhead, he said something abouting rooting his HTC Smartphone Device
badass type of battle droid, sick at beirut. overall a solid dude, but never throws down for brew. whenever it gets drunk, it puts on an energy shield and dares people to let it shoot them in the face with its laser machine guns.
"Yeah, man, there were like 3 droidekas at Brian's last night, they fuckin' trashed the place!"
"They did, but they also apologized and offered to clean up afterwards, so it was straight."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*