The Cory Deerman effect is the notion that simply being Cory Deerman causes people to like or think of Cory Deerman as a nice guy and also brings extremely good luck in all situations imaginable.
Cory just got a free milkshake and someone offered to donate their pancreas to him to cure his diabetes. It must be the Cory Deerman Effect.
An individual so powerful he could fight Jesus with a gaze. Trains in Dovermania (an underground super secret gym in Area 51). He also has the sudden urge for homosexual acts when attending concerts involving the band Def Leopard. The only thing that holds him at bay is his cat (and occasional lover) Pepper. Also is a vegetarian because he’s on a goal to save all the animals from being consumed.
We need the Dovermaniac to single handedly end the crimerate in Detroit