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dreamsjoy_ 

oh my gosh! look its dreamsjoy_ the hottest person!!
dreamsjoy_ by notzero August 27, 2021
Words you can keep
A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.

This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.

In effect, your dream gets you off.
"Man I hadn't masturbated in so long, I got a dreamjob last night."

"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."

"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."

"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"
Dreamjob by DPaptG February 4, 2010

dreamboy 

An ideal man, usually with an impressive physique and charming personality, occasionally badly behaved but always means well
Oooooo I like him, he's a real Dreamboy
dreamboy by secretadmirerdb May 2, 2020

dreamsion 

A dream that tends to feel physically real.
Mum:"son, wake up"
Son:"It must have been a dreamsion, I thought I was in the shower."
dreamsion by Atujuna May 28, 2020

dreamboy 

dhruv's hoe and thot .
Dreamboy is of Dhruv
dreamboy by GandaLadka69 August 6, 2018

.dreamsty 

.dreamsty is a tiktoker that has content that is funny and relatable
.dreamsty by piglinsbutter June 20, 2021
Oral sex delivered while the recipient is asleep.
"I fell asleep at work this afternoon, and my boss gave me a dreamjob! I couldn't believe it."
Dreamjob by anonymous April 19, 2022
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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