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A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.

This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.

In effect, your dream gets you off.
"Man I hadn't masturbated in so long, I got a dreamjob last night."

"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."

"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."

"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"
Dreamjob by DPaptG February 4, 2010
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Oral sex delivered while the recipient is asleep.
"I fell asleep at work this afternoon, and my boss gave me a dreamjob! I couldn't believe it."
Dreamjob by anonymous April 19, 2022

Oreo Extreme Dreamjob

When you take your date to the Cheesecake Factory, and he/she/they crawls under the booth and gives you a blowjob after eating Oreo Extreme Dream Cheesecake with oreo still in his/her/their mouth. (Credit for name to be given to Josh aka Fuckface).
Boy, you went to Cheesecake Factory? Did she give you an Oreo Extreme Dreamjob.
Oreo Extreme Dreamjob by lizzzkitty February 8, 2022

dreamnoblade 

Listen kids, this is a ship between dream and the BLADEEEE, but the things is that on fanfics this ship is fine, but if in a stream and u yell : “DREAMNOBLADE I SHIP ITTT” now thats a sin. That sin is legally illegal.
Hey u ship dreamnoblade?
In fanfics yes apart from that NO
dreamnoblade by aHhHHhLANGUAGE January 21, 2021

dreamnoblade 

A ship between the Minecraft content creators name Technoblade and Dream, and no, technoblade isn't comfortable being shipped with his friend dude
Usually they are either a (toxic) dream stan, or a uneducated kid on twitter who found this and thought it was real.
Person A: omg dream and techno are so cute together i ship dreamnoblade uwuw
Person B: god
dreamnoblade by Bucketly Bob October 28, 2021

Dream Job 

The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.
Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.
Dream Job by anonymous March 5, 2005

dreamhobo 

dreamhobo is a person named colin they are so funny LOL
dreamhobo is a weitdo
dreamhobo by colinxamyxchloe July 28, 2021
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