Ancient artifacts discovered in the wilds of JIRA, characterized by their unique ability to inspire fear and procrastination. These tickets have successfully adapted to survival over months, possibly years, by blending seamlessly into the background, ensuring they are perpetually 'scheduled' for a future sprint that mysteriously never arrives.
Coworker: "I found a Jira card from last year. Is it still active?
Me: "Active? That’s a Dreadnot. It only exists to remind us that hope is eternal... and deadlines are optional."
Me: "Active? That’s a Dreadnot. It only exists to remind us that hope is eternal... and deadlines are optional."
by "Ricardo Billions" May 3, 2024
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