dreadnot

Ancient artifacts discovered in the wilds of JIRA, characterized by their unique ability to inspire fear and procrastination. These tickets have successfully adapted to survival over months, possibly years, by blending seamlessly into the background, ensuring they are perpetually 'scheduled' for a future sprint that mysteriously never arrives.

Coworker: "I found a Jira card from last year. Is it still active?
Me: "Active? That’s a Dreadnot. It only exists to remind us that hope is eternal... and deadlines are optional."

dreadnot by "Ricardo Billions" May 3, 2024

Dreamnotfound 

Sometimes all I think about is you late nights in the middle of June, Heatwaves been faking me out, can't make you happier now. Sometimes all I think about is you late nights in the late nights in the middle of June, Heatwaves been faking me out, can't make you happier now. Usually i put something on TV so we never think about you and me, but today I see our reflections clearly in Hollywood laying on the screen. You just need a better life than this, you need something I could never give, fake water all across the road, i'ts gone now the night has come but, Sometimes all I think about is you.

Friend: what is Dreamnotfound
Me: Do I really need to say more?

Dreamnotfound by Somerandominternet_guy February 1, 2021

dreamnotfound 

oh fuck. guess I'm supposed to define the hottest, horniest duo of the dream SMP.

dreamnotfound is hella gay!

dreamnotfound by sophieisapatheticthot66 January 15, 2022

dreamnotdound 

Dreamnotdoud is my terrible spelling. I tried to spell dreamnotfound but instead I wrote that. It was also my keyboard since I don’t use my phone that much and I am writing this at 11:24 pm, so yeah.

I do not think that anyone will see this but if you do and have terrible spelling, I love you bad your amazing, have a good night/ day!!

Person: “do you know how bad she spells?”
Person2: “ yeah, she said dreamnotdound instead of dreamnotfound!”

dreamnotdound by Dream smp fan March 23, 2021

DreamNotFound 

DreamNotFound is a ship between two minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

People mostly ship them because of their awkward, flirty and funny moments.

Dream and George confirmed that they don't have a problem with being shipped but you as a fan should respect them and not write or draw anything too weird or sexual. Keep in mind that they are real people and it can make them uncomfortable!

Person1: What's your favourite ship?
Person2: DreamNotFound!

DreamNotFound by gogy simp September 2, 2020

dreamnotfound 

George was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Dream, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning.

"C'mere George!" Dream chuckled, seeming to match his beloved kettle laugh. "I know you want to"

George opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Dream rubbing himself. "You gay piece of shit, get over here," Dream called, tearing off his coat and shirt.

George stared at Dream, he was all of a sudden feeling horny aswell. George piled ontop of Dream. he began to kiss all over his body. Dream also began to kiss him aswell and he felt his hard cock against Dream's leg.

They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Dream dragged George to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.

George unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Dream to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Dream willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.

After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Dream's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.

Dream unexpectedly raised up, dick still in George's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. George groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, George's dick wedged in Dream's butthole.

something hot on the inteernet.

a ship comsisitening of both dream and George, both dream smo members.

this ship is very well known to mak sexual and sus remarks to each other on stweam.

a very common coiplay topic.

something who I wassa haver a threesome with someday!
After regaining his strength, Dream stuck his tongue into George's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.

"That was amazing" George moaned, still stripped down. It was the best dreamnotfound sex ever.
"That was amazing" George moaned, still stripped down. It was the best dreamnotfound sex ever.

dreamnotfound by sophieisapatheticthot66 February 18, 2022

Dreadnought 

Meaning approximatly "fear(s) nothing", the word first came into use as a name for a class of large (sail) ships, dominant during the early 20:th century. The word has often appeared (occationally with slight difference in spelling, e.g. Dreadnaught).

Examples of modernised usage include (different, fictional) classes of ships, especially spacecraft within various sci-fi franchises, Spacemarine Dreadnoughts from GW:s Warhammer 40K franchise (sarcophagus-like warmachines which hold the remains of fallen, near-incapacitated heroes of the Imperium) and a guitar body. The word also commonly appears as a synonym for just about anything "big" or, in some cases, strong, impressive of awe-inspiring.

Person 1: Am I wrong, or is a dreadnought not a ship-class from mass effect?

Person 2: A dreadnought can be many things, my friend...

Dreadnought by Kahiron July 22, 2012