Dreadknot 

A maneuver commonly used in the sport of American Football where while in a dogpile a player will pull a dreadlock of an opposing player through his helmet's ear hole, and then proceed to tie it to his face mask. If the dreadknotter is especially skilled and the dreadlocks are of sufficient length, the player will be able to tie the dreadlock to the other player's belt and/or shoe laces. The real accomplishment however comes when the player is able to tie more than 1 dreadlock to any part of the other player's gear resulting in the Multi-Dreadknot, which is quite an incredible feat indeed.

Larry Fitzgerald is overrated as hell, and his hair is very dumb. I wish Aaron Ross would dreadknot that bastard the next time they're in a dogpile.

Dreadknot by B Pliska October 6, 2009

Dreadknot 

That moment you realize you've eaten too much fiber and this Bowel Movement is going to be painful as hell. It will likely come out as a huge Dreadknot.

The coffee had kicked in, my day was going fine until I sat down for my morning BM. I immediately said to myself "oh no!....this is gonna hurt". I had eaten too much fiber and had created a Dreadknot.

Dreadknot by RJ Miller October 14, 2015

Dreamnotfound 

Sometimes all I think about is you late nights in the middle of June, Heatwaves been faking me out, can't make you happier now. Sometimes all I think about is you late nights in the late nights in the middle of June, Heatwaves been faking me out, can't make you happier now. Usually i put something on TV so we never think about you and me, but today I see our reflections clearly in Hollywood laying on the screen. You just need a better life than this, you need something I could never give, fake water all across the road, i'ts gone now the night has come but, Sometimes all I think about is you.

Friend: what is Dreamnotfound
Me: Do I really need to say more?

Dreamnotfound by Somerandominternet_guy February 1, 2021

dreamnotfound 

oh fuck. guess I'm supposed to define the hottest, horniest duo of the dream SMP.

dreamnotfound is hella gay!

dreamnotfound by sophieisapatheticthot66 January 15, 2022

dreamnotdound 

Dreamnotdoud is my terrible spelling. I tried to spell dreamnotfound but instead I wrote that. It was also my keyboard since I don’t use my phone that much and I am writing this at 11:24 pm, so yeah.

I do not think that anyone will see this but if you do and have terrible spelling, I love you bad your amazing, have a good night/ day!!

Person: “do you know how bad she spells?”
Person2: “ yeah, she said dreamnotdound instead of dreamnotfound!”

dreamnotdound by Dream smp fan March 23, 2021

DreamNotFound 

DreamNotFound is a ship between two minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

People mostly ship them because of their awkward, flirty and funny moments.

Dream and George confirmed that they don't have a problem with being shipped but you as a fan should respect them and not write or draw anything too weird or sexual. Keep in mind that they are real people and it can make them uncomfortable!

Person1: What's your favourite ship?
Person2: DreamNotFound!

DreamNotFound by gogy simp September 2, 2020

dreamnotfound 

George was sitting on the couch, watching an old sit com to pass the time before his best friend, Dream, arrived. He was rubbing himself through his jeans, grinning.

"C'mere George!" Dream chuckled, seeming to match his beloved kettle laugh. "I know you want to"

George opened the door, freezing when he caught sight of Dream rubbing himself. "You gay piece of shit, get over here," Dream called, tearing off his coat and shirt.

George stared at Dream, he was all of a sudden feeling horny aswell. George piled ontop of Dream. he began to kiss all over his body. Dream also began to kiss him aswell and he felt his hard cock against Dream's leg.

They met in the middle, Frenching madly. Their tongues smashed together violently and Dream dragged George to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as well.

George unzipped his fly and pushed his pants down around his ankles. He forced Dream to his knees, shoving his hard cock in his face. Dream willingly took to sucking it harshly while undoing his own pants.

After twenty minutes, they got into the 69 position on Dream's bed, sucking each other's dicks hungrily. They moaned with each suck, deep throating soon.

Dream unexpectedly raised up, dick still in George's mouth, and began to penetrate his anus. George groaned with pleasure, lunging forward with each powerful thrust. Too weak to continue, the two men fell into a heap, George's dick wedged in Dream's butthole.

something hot on the inteernet.

a ship comsisitening of both dream and George, both dream smo members.

this ship is very well known to mak sexual and sus remarks to each other on stweam.

a very common coiplay topic.

something who I wassa haver a threesome with someday!
After regaining his strength, Dream stuck his tongue into George's anus and began eating him out, both of them retiring to the doggy after two hours of gay sex.

"That was amazing" George moaned, still stripped down. It was the best dreamnotfound sex ever.
"That was amazing" George moaned, still stripped down. It was the best dreamnotfound sex ever.

dreamnotfound by sophieisapatheticthot66 February 18, 2022