Draft Pick
"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl
"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy
"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy
Draft Pick by MrZero August 25, 2010
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Draft Pick
Draft Pick by Bob December 7, 2004
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1st Round Draft Pick
1st Round Draft Pick by GBurgNupe March 24, 2004
Bad Draft Pick
Bad Draft Pick by Smills December 3, 2011
number 1 draft pick
Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:
They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf
Got a serious injury Greg Oden
Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick
or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown
So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf
Got a serious injury Greg Oden
Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick
or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown
So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan
1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?
1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf
1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf
1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!
number 1 draft pick by theend1190 February 19, 2009
Second Round Draft Pick
Someone who is denied to take a hit on the first bowl smoked and is forced to wait until the second bowl goes around.
Second Round Draft Pick by PMS indian May 10, 2009
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