MrZero's definitions

Stapes

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

by MrZero December 10, 2009

HookahGook

The sticky gook left on your fingers from putting shisha in a hookah bowl.

I hate putting the shisha in because of all the hookahgook I get on my fingers.

by MrZero May 17, 2010

Backup Dick

When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.

Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?

by MrZero May 5, 2009

Rock N Rollin'

Being so high that, when you try to go to bed for sleep, you just keep rockin and rollin in bed, tossing and turning.

I was so high last night i was Rock N Rollin' all night!

by MrZero May 23, 2009

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009

Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.

-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.

by MrZero March 18, 2011

Draft Pick

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

by MrZero August 25, 2010