When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.
Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?
The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.
"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl
"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy
Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.
Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.
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The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.
As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."
Being so high that, when you try to go to bed for sleep, you just keep rockin and rollin in bed, tossing and turning.
I was so high last night i was Rock N Rollin' all night!
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When a girl gives you amazing fellatio to the point where your face looks all fucked up when you have the big O
I heard she gives some guberhead!
The sticky gook left on your fingers from putting shisha in a hookah bowl.
I hate putting the shisha in because of all the hookahgook I get on my fingers.
