dpotd

Dick Picture of the Day

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by longhairman April 8, 2015

DBOTD

Created by Phillip DeFranco or more know as sxephil. DBOTD stands for "Douche bag of the day." DBOTD is a segment he does in his news videos.

Nick: Did you watch the new sxephil video?

Jona: Yeah the DBOTD hilarious!

Bob: Who was the DBOTD?

Jona: The CEO of AIG

by rfwill13 March 3, 2009

DJOTD

Dad Joke of the day - a joke worthy of your Dad.

Peter: "You know you're in the Dead Center of town when you reach the Cemetery"
Former Friend: DJOTD!

by dadthewalrus April 7, 2009

DPOTUS

The Acronym for

Dumbass President of the United States

Did you hear the latest racist tweets from DPOTUS. Some say it was the trigger for the Recent hate crime shootings, DPOTUS really is the greatest imbecilic Dumbass President

by MarqMyWord August 5, 2019

dootdoot

dootdoot - a type of toot from a doot toot

Person 1: I love to dootdoot!
Person 2: Me too!

by Kyle Dinosaur May 26, 2017

DOTD

Abbreviation of Douchebag of the Day, a term coined by YouTube celebrity sxephil on "The Philip DeFranco Show". Refers to a person or a group of people current in the news who has done something outlandishly stupid and/or taboo. Always a douchebag.

Philip DeFranco: (after discussing a girl who threw a bucket of puppies into a river)...And that is what makes her the DOTD.

by wecomefromstars October 29, 2010

DJOTD

Acronym for Dad Joke of the Day. A (sometimes backhanded) compliment for a really lame joke. More often than not a pun, grammer or maths joke. The kind of thing that would have made you say "awww daaad" when you were a kid.

Nic: Is there a stash of stationery/usb sticks around?
Brendan: you want usb sticks that aren't moving?
Pete: djotd!

by pte April 7, 2009