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DJOTD
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Flag
Dad Joke
of
the day
- a joke worthy of
your Dad
.
Peter: "
You know
you're in
the Dead Center of town when you reach the
Cemetery
"
Former Friend: DJOTD!
DJOTD
by
dadthewalrus
April 7, 2009
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