DJOTD

Dad Joke of the day - a joke worthy of your Dad.

Peter: "You know you're in the Dead Center of town when you reach the Cemetery"
Former Friend: DJOTD!

by dadthewalrus April 7, 2009

DJOTD

Acronym for Dad Joke of the Day. A (sometimes backhanded) compliment for a really lame joke. More often than not a pun, grammer or maths joke. The kind of thing that would have made you say "awww daaad" when you were a kid.

Nic: Is there a stash of stationery/usb sticks around?
Brendan: you want usb sticks that aren't moving?
Pete: djotd!

by pte April 7, 2009

Djordjije

Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.

- You know that amazing underground Serbian rapper?
- Djordjije?
- Yes, one and only.

by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018

dpotd

Dick Picture of the Day

Check out my new dpotd on snapchat

by longhairman April 8, 2015

DBOTD

Created by Phillip DeFranco or more know as sxephil. DBOTD stands for "Douche bag of the day." DBOTD is a segment he does in his news videos.

Nick: Did you watch the new sxephil video?

Jona: Yeah the DBOTD hilarious!

Bob: Who was the DBOTD?

Jona: The CEO of AIG

by rfwill13 March 3, 2009

dootdoot

dootdoot - a type of toot from a doot toot

Person 1: I love to dootdoot!
Person 2: Me too!

by Kyle Dinosaur May 26, 2017

Djordje

loves to help people, sweetest guy on earth. very smart, nice and sexy. irrisistable, best friend you could ever get. honest, loyal trustworthy. loves to help people out for the attention. Djordje loves everyone and everything, if he doesn't love you, you're an asshole. FUNNEST person with the BEST sense of humor. Makes you pee your pants.

i want to be djordje.

by xxsuperwomanxx October 21, 2008