DJOTD
Peter: "You know you're in the Dead Center of town when you reach the Cemetery"
Former Friend: DJOTD!
Former Friend: DJOTD!
DJOTD by dadthewalrus April 7, 2009
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DJOTD
Acronym for Dad Joke of the Day. A (sometimes backhanded) compliment for a really lame joke. More often than not a pun, grammer or maths joke. The kind of thing that would have made you say "awww daaad" when you were a kid.
Djordjije
Djordjije (Georgije, Georgius)
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
Very smart, attractive, dairy bad boy. He makes a girl pregnant with just one glance. (like God did with Holy Mary) #htelabisvaka He's also ambitious. He will achieve whatever he sets his mind to. He is tall and handsome. He is from Montenegro, unique, one and only. He makes everyone laugh, even Tomislav Nikolic.
Djordjije by Tijana Tijanic January 9, 2018
dpotd
dpotd by longhairman April 8, 2015
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dootdoot by Kyle Dinosaur May 26, 2017
Djordje
loves to help people, sweetest guy on earth. very smart, nice and sexy. irrisistable, best friend you could ever get. honest, loyal trustworthy. loves to help people out for the attention. Djordje loves everyone and everything, if he doesn't love you, you're an asshole. FUNNEST person with the BEST sense of humor. Makes you pee your pants.
i want to be djordje.
Djordje by xxsuperwomanxx October 21, 2008
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