During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
Or Donny
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
The northern coastal region of Maine (Wasington and Hancock County). Called Downeast because in the days of sailing, the Prevailing Winds would blow the ships from Boston northeast, or Downeast. So if you in Downeast and you are going to Boston, you are going up to Boston.
The best football team in League One.They are known for their "Arsenal" style of play. They confirmed this fact by beating Leeds United (The Champions Of Europe) 1-0.
Donny White: Oh dear my hometown club(Doncaster Rovers) who I dont support have just beaten the team that I do support. I am so gay, what was I thinking I should have supported them instead of that shower of shite thats called Leeds United.