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sass master from doncaster

The literal definition of Louis Tomlinson. Every Directioner knows that this defines his personality about 110%.
Person 1: Did you hear about the new Louis Tomlinson news?
Person 2: Yes I did hear about the sass master from doncaster.

doncaster pork pie 

During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
doncaster pork pie by donc_lad_1 December 17, 2008

Doncaster 

Or Donny
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"

"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
Doncaster by Alasdair Weeks January 29, 2005

Doncaster Rovers 

The best football team in League One.They are known for their "Arsenal" style of play. They confirmed this fact by beating Leeds United (The Champions Of Europe) 1-0.
Donny White: Oh dear my hometown club(Doncaster Rovers) who I dont support have just beaten the team that I do support. I am so gay, what was I thinking I should have supported them instead of that shower of shite thats called Leeds United.

doncaster 

A mecca for Chavs. In the warm seasons July - September you will find Chav scum making the hefty pilgrimage from surrounding areas such as Hull to beg for cigarettes in the wold famous 'Frenchgate' centre.... Also the birth place of the Sovereign ring.
You car was stolen by a 'Donny' Doncaster Chav.
doncaster by CatPirate July 14, 2006

Doncaster Rovers 

Doncaster Rovers are a football team based in Doncaster, South Yorkshire. They have an extremely unlucky history. They currently play in the third tier of the EFL (League One) under Scottish manager Grant McCann. In later years the club has prides itself on its family excellence and experiences that are available at their ground, The Keepmoat Stadium. Shirt sponsors LNER took over from previous sponsors Virgin Trains this year. Club Legend,James Coppinger, will enter his fifteenth year at the club. The team play in a home strip of white with red hoops and an away strip of black with blue half. The third kit is a charity kit every year that raises money for a good cause. Also known as Donny or the Rovers. Supporters called the Red Army or The Donny Boys
Person 1:"Did you see Doncaster Rovers play last night?"
Person 2:"Couldn't make it"
Person 1:"Rubbish, but we may be league one but on community work we're in the Premier League!"
Doncaster Rovers by Lewis_Donny July 31, 2018
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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