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douns by BIll Watterson October 15, 2004
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O'Doulsed
When a bartender serves you an O'Douls instead of the beer you originally ordered. Perhaps the result of cheap bastards not tipping properly.
O'Doulsed by Mistah Bob Dobalina August 25, 2011
Dougstep
A type of musical cacophany that is made when a tweaker tries to mix drum and bass tunes with trance, relying on substandard mp3 mixing software, whilst throwing insults and random insanities into soulseek chatrooms.
The lack of concentration often associated with overt meth use, and general fiddling with faders that don't need fiddling with, causes the listener to hear noises that can best be described as the same noise as grinding a cat over a typewriter, whilst banging your face repeatedly into an iron spike.
The random volume changes and trainwrecking induce symptoms akin to vomiting, nausea and diarrhoea. Some more unfortunate people have been known to commit suicide after listening to a Dougstep mix..
The lack of concentration often associated with overt meth use, and general fiddling with faders that don't need fiddling with, causes the listener to hear noises that can best be described as the same noise as grinding a cat over a typewriter, whilst banging your face repeatedly into an iron spike.
The random volume changes and trainwrecking induce symptoms akin to vomiting, nausea and diarrhoea. Some more unfortunate people have been known to commit suicide after listening to a Dougstep mix..
Dounced
Dounced by College Swager April 8, 2010
Dousche Magousch
One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
donsk
donsk by ilovepizza October 5, 2010
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