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The fucking best, one of one, second to none, those named Dohnson are not typically normal (not one of them). Will constantly topple over those who do not keep up. Many envy those by this name and he who is one in a trillion. He somehow will find his way to do anything he wants by any means and he will make it happen if he wants it to happen.
WHAT? YOU MET DOHNSON?!?!!?!
dohnson by anonymous09282005 November 21, 2021
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Dohnson is a name that is given at birth to those that are chosen and proven to grow up and prosper in their natural environment. He has proven to the world that he is not compared to one of them. He has a kind soul, but he has lying tendencies. He who is named Dohnson has the entire world as viewers as well as fans of his everyday lifestyle. He is mysterious and does not tell many much, even if they are close.
Dohnson is him.
Dohnson by anonymous9282005 November 26, 2021
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Donson by donson impersonator September 7, 2020

Donsonne 

Buildgod

GOAT
Lets goooooo Donsonne is the GOAT!
Donsonne by Donsonne September 4, 2019
Sexy, Wheelchair Bound, Hispanic, Married At A Early Age, Funny, A Blessing,
Do Not Play With Donnson When He’s Mad
Donnson by Donnson November 23, 2021
Everything is big about them
Jesus Christ, there he is, Donson!
Donson by Jojogamer10202 July 16, 2022

Sharn Donsond

To be sharn donsond is to be fatigued from the bottom up, resulting a sore bottom and stinking genitalia this can be caused from multiple activities
Mr Jenkins was twerking and kissing Nigel to hard he was sharn donsond
Sharn Donsond by Lilmayo31 January 22, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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