Get the dougism mug.This dickhead i was talking to said "mate, the pressure got to me, i was like a rabbit in the headlines." Dropped an absolute Dougism the fucking divvy.
by Liam Doughty November 14, 2019
Get the Dougism mug.A religion for following our personal lord and savior, Doug the Pufferfish who will reign supreme against all creatures of the multiverse.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new thing called "Dougism"?
Person 2: No, what is that? It sounds cool.
Person 1: Oh, it is just the coolest, hippest. awesomest thing in the world.
Person 2: Oh, okay.
Person 1 and Person 2: ALL HAIL DOUG THE PUFFERFISH. HE IS SUPREME. HE RULES US ALL.
Person 1: Fun fact of the day: Doug the Pufferfish is the number #1 lover of mustard!
Person 2: No, what is that? It sounds cool.
Person 1: Oh, it is just the coolest, hippest. awesomest thing in the world.
Person 2: Oh, okay.
Person 1 and Person 2: ALL HAIL DOUG THE PUFFERFISH. HE IS SUPREME. HE RULES US ALL.
Person 1: Fun fact of the day: Doug the Pufferfish is the number #1 lover of mustard!
by kaithe3rd July 29, 2022
Get the Dougism mug.dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."
I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!
by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009
Get the dogism mug.An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.
by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010
Get the Dougasm mug.One who is commonly disgruntled; doesn't believe all are equal, uses disrepectful language; talks at people not to them.
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