dougism

a religion of the penis doug. he is long and fran worships him.

my religions is dougism.

dougism by ebsnd October 10, 2011

Dougism

The incorrect wording of a cliche or saying

This dickhead i was talking to said "mate, the pressure got to me, i was like a rabbit in the headlines." Dropped an absolute Dougism the fucking divvy.

Dougism by Liam Doughty November 14, 2019

Dougism

A religion for following our personal lord and savior, Doug the Pufferfish who will reign supreme against all creatures of the multiverse.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new thing called "Dougism"?
Person 2: No, what is that? It sounds cool.
Person 1: Oh, it is just the coolest, hippest. awesomest thing in the world.
Person 2: Oh, okay.
Person 1 and Person 2: ALL HAIL DOUG THE PUFFERFISH. HE IS SUPREME. HE RULES US ALL.

Person 1: Fun fact of the day: Doug the Pufferfish is the number #1 lover of mustard!

Dougism by kaithe3rd July 29, 2022

dogism 

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

Dougasm 

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

dougish 

One who is commonly disgruntled; doesn't believe all are equal, uses disrepectful language; talks at people not to them.

My neighbor has been acting very dougish lately.

dougish by Bert Vaughn August 21, 2007

Drugism 

Judgement between types of drug users.

This is drugism you are not any better that me because you do cocaine and smoke meth. We are bolth drug addicts.

Drugism by Mittens VanBuren March 1, 2021