dougism
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Dougism
A religion for following our personal lord and savior, Doug the Pufferfish who will reign supreme against all creatures of the multiverse.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new thing called "Dougism"?
Person 2: No, what is that? It sounds cool.
Person 1: Oh, it is just the coolest, hippest. awesomest thing in the world.
Person 2: Oh, okay.
Person 1 and Person 2: ALL HAIL DOUG THE PUFFERFISH. HE IS SUPREME. HE RULES US ALL.
Person 1: Fun fact of the day: Doug the Pufferfish is the number #1 lover of mustard!
Person 2: No, what is that? It sounds cool.
Person 1: Oh, it is just the coolest, hippest. awesomest thing in the world.
Person 2: Oh, okay.
Person 1 and Person 2: ALL HAIL DOUG THE PUFFERFISH. HE IS SUPREME. HE RULES US ALL.
Person 1: Fun fact of the day: Doug the Pufferfish is the number #1 lover of mustard!
Dougasm
An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.
Dougasm by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010
dougish
One who is commonly disgruntled; doesn't believe all are equal, uses disrepectful language; talks at people not to them.
dougish by Bert Vaughn August 21, 2007