douchetude

n., amount of douchey-ness, often measured in levels

When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.

douchetude by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011

douchetuber 

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.

Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.

douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetuber 

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.

"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"

douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Douchette 

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

Douchette by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

Douchetuber 

A term created by the moist man himself, is someone that has nothing besides a micropenis, holds fake giveaways which is clearly a felon, does unnecessary flexing, and uploads unfunny pranks and uploads dead fake 3AM challenges

Ricegum is a douchetuber that putted his audience full of kids in a gambling addiction

Douchetuber by Antonime March 18, 2021

douchecadet 

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

douchecadet by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

douchitude

the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)

man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24

douchitude by dan y November 18, 2004