douchitude

the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)

man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24

by dan y November 18, 2004

Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.

After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.

by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009

Douchitude

The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.

I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!

by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009

douchetuber

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.

Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.

by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetuber

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.

"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"

by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Douchetuber

A term created by the moist man himself, is someone that has nothing besides a micropenis, holds fake giveaways which is clearly a felon, does unnecessary flexing, and uploads unfunny pranks and uploads dead fake 3AM challenges

Ricegum is a douchetuber that putted his audience full of kids in a gambling addiction

by Antonime March 18, 2021

Nitrous Douchide

Similar to the effect nitrous oxide has for a car, but in this case it gives an intense energy boost to a douche bag. Also it is not necessarily a specific object or substance that provides the boost, but something of the douche bags preference that motivates him/her to preform extreme douche deeds.

We all know that frappuccino is Pete's Nitrous Douchide in the morning, its what keeps his douche side awake and douching.

by DrLoveee August 24, 2010