douchetatude 

A persons capability of being a douche.

"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag

douchetatude by Castlehassle November 29, 2010

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

douchetarded by Awesomazing February 4, 2009

douchattude 

Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

douchattude by shenenagens April 7, 2009

Doucheatude 

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

Doucheatude by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

douchetude

n., amount of douchey-ness, often measured in levels

When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.

douchetude by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011

Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

Douchetarded by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011