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douchattude by shenenagens April 7, 2009
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douchitude
the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
douchitude by dan y November 18, 2004
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Douchitude
After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.
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Doucheatude
The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.
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Douchitude
The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.
I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!
Douchitude by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009
douchetatude
"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."
or
"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"
douche douchey douchebag
or
"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"
douche douchey douchebag
douchetatude by Castlehassle November 29, 2010
douchetude
When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.
douchetude by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011
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