Having an attidude of a total douche.
by shenenagens April 7, 2009
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it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
by dan y November 18, 2004
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by Castlehassle November 29, 2010
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