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Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

douchattude by shenenagens April 7, 2009

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douchitude

the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)

man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24

douchitude by dan y November 18, 2004

Related Words

douchattude • douchitude • Doucheatude • douchetatude • douchetude

Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.

After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.

Douchitude by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009

Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.

Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.

Doucheatude by fapalot69 November 29, 2011

Douchitude

The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.

I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!

Douchitude by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009

douchetatude

A persons capability of being a douche.

"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag

douchetatude by Castlehassle November 29, 2010

douchetude

n., amount of douchey-ness, often measured in levels

When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.

douchetude by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026