douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

by Mr. X April 04, 2005

douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time

Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!

by Awesomazing February 04, 2009

douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.

"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"

by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010

Douchetard

The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.

Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard

by W54th8X August 06, 2010

Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.

by erwix August 16, 2010

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017