doucherize 

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.

Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

doucherize by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

Douchergheist 

(Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.

"Gayrod used to be cool but he got possessed by the douchergheist and now is a complete tool."

Douchergheist by SaxeGotha June 26, 2014

doucherie 

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

doucherie by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010

douchewizard 

When someone possesses douchebaggery so intense that their actions cease to become that of a mere douchebag, but instead the actions of someone wielding what can only be described as an otherworldly douche force.

Andy Dick is a douchewizard.

douchewizard by Coltrane1 September 25, 2008

douchepiece  

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

douchepiece by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

doucherina 

colloquial term for a "loaf" (human) stinking up the joint (or generally ruining life for everyone else)

"Who is the doucherina that left the coffee pot turned on without water in it?"

doucherina by Ankara December 15, 2012

douchefriend 

Someone who is a douche but you can't stay mad at cuz they're your friend as well

Tyler is a douchefriend

douchefriend by scasadadada April 5, 2010