douchefriend
Tyler is a douchefriend
douchefriend by scasadadada April 5, 2010
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Douchefreude
An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.
You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012
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doublefriend
Used in place of 'girlfriend' when the male in question is emotionally immature, and unable to wrap their brain around being in a relationship.
Girlfriend: *something that suggests her role as a girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Oh yeah! You're like my doublefriend."
Boyfriend: "Oh yeah! You're like my doublefriend."
doublefriend by unicornwishes March 18, 2018
Douchefiend
A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.
Douchefiend by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010
douche friend
a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)
douche friend by ikemama October 21, 2010
Douchefied
Douchefied by MissClassify February 2, 2015
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