douchefriend

Someone who is a douche but you can't stay mad at cuz they're your friend as well

Tyler is a douchefriend

by scasadadada April 5, 2010

Douchefreude

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

doublefriend

Used in place of 'girlfriend' when the male in question is emotionally immature, and unable to wrap their brain around being in a relationship.

Girlfriend: *something that suggests her role as a girlfriend*
Boyfriend: "Oh yeah! You're like my doublefriend."

by unicornwishes March 18, 2018

Douchefiend

A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.

Wow! I was out with my friend's over the weekend and this Douchefiend just wouldn't leave me alone.

by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010

douche friend

a friend that hates his douche friend and he hates him too beacuse he set his house/porch on fire.(someone who tells someone that theyre going to set their house/porch on fire.)

my douche friend says to your'e douche friend im gona set your porch/house on fire.

by ikemama October 21, 2010

Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015