Douchemire

- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.

She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..

by Miss no good February 10, 2010

Douchemire

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019