- The ultimate form of doucheness.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
by Miss no good February 10, 2010
Get the Douchemire mug.A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.
by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019
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A highly parents-subsidised pretentious paris-hilton-girl with a constant need for attention, negative or positive. The easiest way to get attention for her is to play guys by acting as if she was super-interested in them, while in fact just looking for attention. She is unable to maintain a healthy relationship to the opposite sex, constantly chasing for new guys to mess with and will never stop teasing them. When going out she dresses in a slutty way to maximise the level of attention she gets, trying to attract guys to sexploit or to play with. She tries to lower her victims self-esteem by constant negging and showing off to make her feel better about herself.
She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.
She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.
Tall blonde girl neglected by her parents, chasing after guys in clubs.
Typical douchegirl blabla:
To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt
Typical douchegirl blabla:
To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt
by formonkeys January 12, 2011
Get the douchegirl mug.An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.
You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012
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1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.
2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
by manifestjoe December 19, 2011
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