Douchemire 

- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.

She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..

Douchemire by Miss no good February 10, 2010

Douchemire 

A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.

Timothy is such a douchemire. He hits on every girl he sees even though nobody here even likes him!

Douchemire by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

douchegirl 

A highly parents-subsidised pretentious paris-hilton-girl with a constant need for attention, negative or positive. The easiest way to get attention for her is to play guys by acting as if she was super-interested in them, while in fact just looking for attention. She is unable to maintain a healthy relationship to the opposite sex, constantly chasing for new guys to mess with and will never stop teasing them. When going out she dresses in a slutty way to maximise the level of attention she gets, trying to attract guys to sexploit or to play with. She tries to lower her victims self-esteem by constant negging and showing off to make her feel better about herself.

She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.

Tall blonde girl neglected by her parents, chasing after guys in clubs.

Typical douchegirl blabla:

To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt

douchegirl by formonkeys January 12, 2011

Douchefreude 

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

doucherie 

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

doucherie by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemare 

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.

Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.

douchemare by manifestjoe December 19, 2011