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douchence 

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.
douchence by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010
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Douchenetic 

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.
"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."
Douchenetic by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

Doucheberg 

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)
Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"
Doucheberg by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016
Word of the Day on January 11, 2021

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.
Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Douchenheimer 

Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
Guy 1: Whoa...

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...

Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!

Douchecammer 

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.
That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.
Douchecammer by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019

Doucheneck 

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.
"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."
Doucheneck by Jspaz October 4, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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