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Douchenheimer 

Only used for those who have transcended from mere douche, to a higher level of douchebaggery. Describes a person who doesn't just act like a douche, they live like it. Most can only obtain this infamous title after training for the better part of their lives in the ancient arts of Taekwondouche, passed down by the elder D-bag monks of the Appalachian Mountains. A Douchenheimer will most likely be offended if you refer to them as lowly douche, and correct you in the douchiest way possible, as to show off their talents. Once one reaches the rank of Douchenheimer he is gifted with a special collared shirt, reinforced with steel so there's no possible way for it to not be popped. The Douchenheimer is revered by douches, hated all.
Guy 1: Whoa...

Guy 2: What's wrong?

Guy 1: That... thing over there, what is it? I wanna call it a douche but...

Guy 2: I'm afraid that's no mere douche. It's... a Douchenheimer!
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Douchenheimer 

Conceited, dickish pervert with a penis that measures just .5 cm. Also defined as: Cocky trumpet player that masturbates daily, and enjoys public hand jobs.
My God, he is such a Douchenheimer (Sam). He made his girlfriend get him off in the back of the movie theater.
Douchenheimer by -->flounder<-- February 27, 2011

douchenheimer 

the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag.
Person 1: You suck at life.
Person 2: Douchenheimer!!

example: Gerry Kordon
douchenheimer by Joel D. February 3, 2005

Douchenheimer 

An extravagent way to call someone a douche...
Tom: Finally killed you...teabag, teabag, ha ha!
Joe: You douchenheimer...
Douchenheimer by Winkydink September 22, 2009

douchenheimer 

step above a normal douche bag going even further towards living a long and lonely life because you are so douchey.
wow...rocky is such a douchenheimer, what kinda douche bag would shit on their dog?
douchenheimer by the wood1 March 8, 2011

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer
douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

deuchenheimer 

One who is an Extreme Deuche Bag.
Man, Ryan is a real deuchenheimer!
deuchenheimer by Readmywords January 3, 2008
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