Doucheneese

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a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

Doucheneese by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

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Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

Douchenose by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

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Doucheneese • Douchenese • Doucheness • doucheweasel • Douchanese • douchegeezer • doucheneer • douchenelle • Douchenose • douchesense

Doucheness

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

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Doucheness

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

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Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

Douchanese by leo3375 December 15, 2009

doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007

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Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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