Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

Doucheness

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009

doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker September 5, 2007

Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

by LBau November 30, 2010