douchence

Essence of douche.

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.

by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010

douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

shenanigasm

When you and your friends commit such epically fantastic shenanigans that you get off on it.

Dude, last night when we all shat in that bitch's toilet tank, I totally had a shenanigasm!

by manbearpig42 September 13, 2010