douchemoron

Super powered douchebag moron.

Kind of like the superman of douchebags, sprinkled with moronic tendencies.

-term originally coined by vanzack at covers.com (only result in google at the moment).

OK!! He never had a helmet on his head you fucking douchemoron.

by Samus_ January 6, 2009

DoucheTron 5000

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

by EightBall July 23, 2018

Doucheborough

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough

"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."

by Don Barno June 3, 2009

douchestronaut

A douchebag of epic proportions. One who is a major douche.

That cunthole Steve is a real douchestronaut

by jnymlr33 January 27, 2009

Doucheronic

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

doucheroni

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.

1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!

by baltimoron March 11, 2008