Douchecorn
A douche of mythical proportions. Someone who has reached an epic and rare level of douchery that they are equivalent to a douche unicorn.
Douchecorn by tundrakatiebean June 17, 2013
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douchecockery
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011
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Douchecuntary
"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."
"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."
"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."
Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021
Douchecraftcarrier
1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
Douchecraftcarrier by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008
douchecockle
A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"
"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
Douchecanoe
It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013
DoucheCon
Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
DoucheCon by popculturista June 13, 2008
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